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by Michael Pastore
Paperback Book
Fiction; 114 pages
ISBN: 0-927379-28-7; ZP # 004
Price: $ 18.00
Meet the kid who has been sent to the principal's office so many times they had to put in a revolving door. And meet the remarkable young woman who tried to help him.
Zen In The Art Of Child Maintenance is a short comic novelette about the meeting between the extraordinarily beautiful Zenobia Goldbottom (Zen), and the world's most difficult nine-year-old boy. This captivating story entertains as it vividly and dramatically shows the reader what children need, and how to respond to even the most aggressively-behaving child.
The book also contains Mr. Pastore's introduction The Secret Of Being With Children; and short pieces including Fudge Unicorns, Chocolate Kangaroos: How To Help The Aggressive Child; Sunrises and Starry Nights: Sharing The Wonders Of Nature With Kids.
Free Bonus: order this book and Zorba will send you the PDF ebook of the hilarious short story explaining how to inspire children to watch less television: The Terrible Tale Of The Television Baby and the Baby-Eating Dogs.
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